rolf's diary

FAMILY PLANNING

In Uncategorized on 10. July 2010 at 19:44
God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth.
He replied, “I had three!”
God was very Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted.
God gave Shastri a Mercedes!
Subhash Chandra Bose was asked the same question.
When he replied that he had 10 children
God was a bit upset and gave him a cheaper car, the Ford.
The next is Jawaharlal. He decided to see what happens if he says he had 15 children.
God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.
After Sometime, the three saw Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn’t given him anything
Gandhiji replied with anger,
“Some idiot told God that I was the father of a nation!“
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