rolf's diary

25 reasons why chocolate is better than sex

In Uncategorized on 13. July 2010 at 06:20



1 You can get chocolate.
2 Chocolate satisfies even when It’s gone soft.
3 You can safely have chocolate while driving.
4 You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
5 You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
6 If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
7 Two people of the same sex can have chocolate,with-out being called nasty names.
8 The word commitment won’t scare off chocolate.
9 You can have chocolate at your desk,with-out offending workmates.
10 You can ask a stranger for chocolate with-out getting your face slapped.
11 You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
12 “If you love me you’ll swallow” has real meaning with chocolate.
13 With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
14 Chocolate does’nt get you pregnant.
15 You can have chocolate any time of the month.
16 Good chocolate is easy to find.
17 You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18 You are never too young or old to have chocolate.
19 When you have chocolate you do’nt wake the neighbours.
20 With chocolate, size does’nt matter.
21 You don’t have to beg to have chocolate.
22 You can have chocolate any-where,with any-one and not go to jail.
23 Chocolate does’nt keep you awake,yapping after you’ve had it.
24 You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday.
25 It’s easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.


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